Language Smackdown Notes and SmalltalkWed Dec 15, 2010
I went to the Dynamic Languages Smackdown1 yesterday, and I'm recording my thoughts before losing too many of them. It was an event hosted by [GTALUG](http://gtalug.org/wiki/Main_Page) (the Greater Toronto Area Linux User Group), and basically involved advocates of 7 languages standing up and talking about theirs.
It turns out I wasn't the only language nerd there, surprise, and if nothing else I got a new book recommendation out of it.
- Questions from the audience
- Code examples
It's weird, because as I've said, I was under the impression that "a language" meant one canonical implementation with one or two experimental projects, but (at least in the dynamic world) that seems to be false. It's odd, because people cite "difficulty choosing an implementation" as one of the principal reasons not to go with Common Lisp. I guess it's more of an excuse than a reason after all.
The other big surprise was the age of the advocates. Of the seven, only Alan Rocker (the Perlmonger of the group) had the sort of beard you'd expect, and everyone other than Alan and Yanni (the Smalltalk presenter) seemed to be students. I'm particularly happy about this since Lisp gets cast as the old-man's language, but in reality, programmers my age seem to be more common. Not that "age of the community" is important in any tangible way, just idly interesting.
A note for future presentations in this vein though:
- Please don't do code examples last. This should have been done up-front with the introductions, and probably allotted 15 minutes or so per language. Alan didn't even get enough time to present his.
- Either admit that these discussions will take more than two hours, or invite fewer languages at once. The conversations easily could have continued for a further hour or two8.
- Be prepared with the slides beforehand9.
Preliminary Impressions of Smalltalk
I did briefly try to get into Pharo, but I found it annoying to say the least. This doesn't mean I won't keep trying10; I had a negative initial reaction to pretty much every language I currently know and love. There are some definite initial concerns though, the biggest of which is that Pharo insists that you use its "Environment" (which is only really a big deal because of the way that environment is constructed). It's heavily mouse-dependent, going so far as recommending you have a three-button mouse, and it insists on handling its own windowing. Which means if you got used to a tiling window manager, you are so screwed. The GNU implementation is titled "The Smalltalk for those who can type", so at least I know I'm not alone. Minor concerns about image-based development include things like "How does source control work?" and "how do I use Pharo on a team?", but I'm sure those are resolved and I simply haven't dug deeply enough to have an idea of how yet.
- The irony of a guy who writes a blog called "Language Agnostic" going to something called the "Dynamic Languages Smackdown" is not lost on me.↩
- With one attempted port to the JVM that apparently no one takes seriously yet.↩
- And PHP at work, but as you can see by the logo bar, I'm not terribly proud of that.↩
- First off, the "language" is split into Scheme, Common Lisp, and Other. In the Scheme corner, you have Racket (formerly PLT), Guile, Termite (which runs on top of Gambit), Bigloo, Kawa and SISC (and a bunch of smaller ones). In Common Lisp, there's SBCL, CMUCL, Clisp, Armed Bear and LispWorks (and about 10 smaller ones). Finally in "Other", you find crazy things like Emacs Lisp, AutoLisp, Arc, Clojure and newLisp (which are all technically Lisps, but conform to neither the Common Lisp nor Scheme standards). This is sort of why I thought having a representative for "Lisp" is kind of a joke at a talk like this; which Lisp are you talking about?↩
- Both of which purportedly conform to the same spec and are both interchangeable and "official" as far as the community is concerned.↩
- Which disparately support Python 2.5, 2.9 and 3.x specs.↩
- And gnu-smalltalk, but that wasn't really discussed.↩
- And probably did at the pub after the event, but I had work the next day, so I couldn't go.↩
- Anyone else would be able to blame PowerPoint, but this was the Linux User Group, so you don't get that luxury.↩
- Hello from 2016! I did end up trying Pharo again. You can read about it here. Really, I just went through the tutorial for a web framework called Seaside before I started having too little free time to make progress. I still thoroughly recommend the experience but, at least in my case, Smalltalk is a language I ended up learning and then not using very much.↩